

Gustavo: Congratulations on your barn-mitzvah. 'Cause we're gonna have an old fashioned barn raising. Gustavo: Don't you worry your little cheesy head. Cheese: How can I have a barn dance with no barn? Gustavo: Did I "bail" out too soon? Oh, boy! Our chores are all done. I don't want anything to distract- A bee! bee! Get it off, get it off, get it off! Snick: The secret is to stay cool as a sea cucumber. Driver's license, fishing license, marriage license. Gustavo: But I don't have a tractor license.

Cheese: Your final chore is harvesting my hay patch. I'll take it easy peasy on the old milk squeezy. Cheese: Now, you be gentle when you milk Ol' Bessy.

Gustavo: Uh, could somebody hand me those? Are you hingry-wungry cutie-wuite mousy-wousy? That tickles. Cheese: The next chore is to feed the mouse hogs. Cheese: Why, you ain't gathered up a single egg! Snick: gustavo, you gotta be more gentle. Cheese: I'll be back in two shakes of a weenie's tail to see how you're coming along. The trick is getting them oysters to open up their clams. Cheese: First thing we do is gatherin' eggs from this chicken coop here. 'Cause we got tons of chores to get done before the big barn dance tonight! Cheese: Hm….Well, better hitch up your britches. Gustavo: Oh, we're not just any dern fools. I can't just let any dern fools work on my farm. Gustavo: Oh, boy! We can be farming buddies. Gotta go! Hey, boy-o! This should help you with your work! Cheese: Dagnabbit! If you think you can. gustavo here will be your farm hand until me bill's paid off. stick: Well, funny you should mention that. Cheese: And I expect to be paid for them. Jenkins here supplies all the peppino's pizza's farm fresh ingredients. stick: Whoa there, john! Pull in your plow! I'm here to pay my grocery bill. Gustavo: Oh, boy! Road trip! I hope it lasts forever.
